I’ll bet you $100 to our favorite charities that CMR doesn’t get fired next year. It would take a screw up of character, not anything on the field, to get him run out of Athens right now. And I’m talking Mike Leach stuff here, which the man isn’t capable of – he’s too moral and righteous. Firing One-Scheme-Willie bought him a couple of years, at least. If you sober up in the morning and want to take me up on my wager, you know how to get in touch with me. I will not argue about the rings because your scenarios with both CMR and CKS are very possible, if not even probable. Here’s where I start to argue.

You haven’t had a physical team since Donnan.

1a – Yes, we had physical teams under Donnan. When you run the Run-Run-Pass-Punt offense you have to. However, Donnan was also the guy left the cupboard bare at O Line for CMR after he got fired. Also, I’m pretty sure if you ask GIT they’ll tell you we were pretty physical this year.

1b – The 2001 Vols squad might agree with me, too. Something about a “Hobnail Boot”. Yes, I know it’s a play action pass play and not a bruising run for the TD. It’s called allegory.

It’s kamakizes like you that allows you to be blind to the fact that year after year you take some of the finest
athletes in the nation and make them average.

2 – I’m in no place to judge your grammar, since you probably wrote this comment like I did this post. As what you said, I just HATE having to look at these numbers. Only 39 players in the NFL? Wow, and to think that UT has 36!!!!!!111 Go look it up, I’ll wait………. Let’s not talk about Hall-Of-Famers, either.

Keep whiffing your own farts and telling everyone else how good the perfume is.

3 – They smell like Red and Black roses, thank you very much.

By the way if you check the records GT has more SEC championships than Georgia.

4 – Wait, WHAT??? I assume you meant football, right? So UGA’s 12 < GIT's 5?? You must have meant GIT's 4 to UGA's 3 before GIT tucked tail (stinger?) and ran out in 1964. Since then, GIT’s won 3 ACC titles and UGA’s won 9 SEC titles. That’s worth, like, 63 ACC titles right?

Go VOLS!

5 – Let me preface this by saying that I had NO IDEA Coach Lame Kitten Lane Kiffin was bolting for USC any earlier than you did, and I didn’t wait until that announcement was made before writing this reply. That’s not the same thing as saying that if I knew it was going to happen I wouldn’t have waited, because I definitely would have – schadenfreude is a wonderful thing. That aside, I scarcely know what’s boggling my mind more. A Vols fan publicly declaring that an arch rival is going to win a second consecutive MNC? A Vols fan trying to get under my skin saying that GIT has more SEC Championships that UGA? Wait, is that because the last time you guys played in the Georgia Dome you got it handed to you in the Chick-Fil-A bowl? Sorry for the digression. Maybe what’s hurting my head the most is that you ended your comment by rooting for the team who had a “successful” and “improved” season had the same record as UGA who just had their worst season in a decade?

I rest my case. And seriously, that bet about CMR stands open until Opening Kickoff 2010. And I’ll put forth a friendly wager on the game in Athens this year too, and I don’t care WHO our DC is.